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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
..It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him....
The English laws punish vice; the Chinese laws do more, they reward virtue. -- Oliver Goldsmith
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity. -- Quentin Crisp
The enormous faith of many made for one.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle iii, Line 242...
The Enterprise crew actually fires shots in a fight - 2 drinks!
The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality -- and have since BIRTH!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
-- From the 1985 movie Bli...
The entire series of books makes for good tagline material.
The entire world is appalled by the dreadful act" Javier Perez de Cuellar (United Nations) (peacelover@un.
uucp) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....

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