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• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• May you live all the days of your life.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• They say a carpenter 's known by his chips.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• You must take the will for the deed.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• There was all the world and his wife.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...