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Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
Texas math: .357 + .30x.30 + .44 = 0
Texas -- the land of good-lookin' horses and fast women!
Texas Toilet paper, it don't take s**t off anyone.
TeX is Great and Knuth is its Prophet.
TEX is potentially the most significant invention in typesetting in this century.
Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!
! Take me to Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
ext: n. 1. [techspeak] Executable code, esp. a `pure code' portion shared between multiple instances of a program running in a multitasking OS.
Compare {English}. 2. Textual material in the ...
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.
-- J. Finnega...
T.F. Eccles A froody dude who knows where his towel is. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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