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eledildonics: /tel`*-dil-do'-niks/ n. Sex in a computer simulated virtual reality, esp.
computer-mediated sexual interaction between the {VR} presences of two humans....
Telemate built-in multi-tasking is great!
Tele-parablizing: Morals used in everyday life that derive from TV sitcom plo
"That's just like the episode where Jan lost her glasses!" -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Telepathy is minding someone else's business.
Telepathy: Knowing what people think when really they don't think at all.
Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew but weren't sure.
But if you're searching for something yo...
Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce...

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