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Syzygy, inexorable, pancreatic, phantasmagoria--anyone who can use those four words in one sentence will never have to do manual labor.
-- W. P. Kinsella...
SZD: Switch to Zero Density
TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
Old Paunchinello, freshly wed, Took Madam P....
Table manners are for people who have nothing better to do.
Tablet: A small table...
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Tachyon: A gluon that's not completely dry.
TACKY: Serving grape kool-aid at religious functions.
Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company...
Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.
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