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Systems Adminstrators Are Like Buses: You Wait For Ages, And Then Three Come Along At Once!
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Systems Adminstrators are like buses:
you wait for ages, and then three come along at once!
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You are not like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once, are you?
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act iv, Sc. 2...
It may be glorious to write Thoughts that shall glad the two or three High souls, like those far stars that come in sight Once in a century.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- An Incident in a Railroad Ca...
Congress, our leaders, voted against a proposal to have a national seven-day waiting period to buy a gun.
I don't want to sound like a Quaker, but when you think about it, is a week a long time to wait?...
If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
If you wait long enough, everything will come to you. It's called hash.
People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not....
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once.
-- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)...