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Swimming is too much like...bathing. -- Worf, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
Swimming scared. -- Cliches for merfolk
Swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
Swinehood hath no remedy.
Swing at the strikes. -- Yogi Berra
Swinges the scaly horror of his folded tail.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Hymn on Christ's Nativity, Line 172...
Swinging hackers Move Swapped.
Swinish gluttony Ne'er looks to heav'n amidst his gorgeous feast, But with besotted base ingratitude Crams, and blasphemes his feeder.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 776...
Swiped 'em both. Really liked that second one. Here's a few related
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