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• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
• I eat breakfast 300 yards from 2000 troops trained to kill me
  o don't think for one second that you can come down here in your fagitty-ass whites, flash your badge, and make me nervous....
• The past few years have seen a steady increase in the number of people playing music in the streets.
  The past few years have also seen a steady increase in the number of malignant diseases?...
• The rule for staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number, or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
  QUINN...
• See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
• You would rather be admired than liked, although you would prefer both.
• A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
  buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
• Two recent recruits were in boot camp. They overheard two mosquitoes talking, both of which were large.
  The first said to the second "Shall we eat him here?...
• Go ahead, say something...amuse your friends...both of 'em...