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Swiped 'em both. Really liked that second one. Here's a few related
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There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
I eat breakfast 300 yards from 2000 troops trained to kill me
o don't think for one second that you can come down here in your fagitty-ass whites, flash your badge, and make me nervous....
The past few years have seen a steady increase in the number of people playing music in the streets.
The past few years have also seen a steady increase in the number of malignant diseases?...
The rule for staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number, or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
QUINN...
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
You would rather be admired than liked, although you would prefer both.
A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
Two recent recruits were in boot camp. They overheard two mosquitoes talking, both of which were large.
The first said to the second "Shall we eat him here?...
Go ahead, say something...amuse your friends...both of 'em...