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• What do you call a short psychic who escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
• Byeloon: Helium balloon that escapes from a small child at carnivals.
• Cereal killer escapes -- Trix police!
• My logic escapes me at the mome
• GLUTTON, n. A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The willow which bends to the tempest, often escapes better than the oak which resists i
  and so in great calamities, it sometimes happens that light and frivolous spirits recover their elasticity and presence of mind sooner than those of a loftier character....
• A real bully is always a coward, for their lurks in such a person the fear of finding someone even worse than himself at what he is doing.
• A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
  -- Mahatma Ghandi...