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Show me a man who sees both sides of an argument, and I'll show you a man who has nothing at stake in it.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
Show me a pharaoh who ate crackers and I'll show you a crummy mummy.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -- C. G. Jung (1875-1961)
Show me a squirrel's nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite.
Show me a stolen sausage and I'll show you a missing link.
Show me a swine in the rain and I'll show you hogwash.
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I'll show you a failure. -- Thomas Alva Ediso
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
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