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• Until recently, people in Hiparia did most of their shopping by driving to shopping malls.
  They are beginning, however, to do more of their shopping by ordering merchandise from mail-order catalogs and the Internet....
• The Emperor's New mall: The popular notion that shopping malls exist only on the insides and have no exterior.
  The suspension of visual belief engendered by this notion allows shoppers to pretend that large, cement blocks thrust into their environment do not, in fact, exist....
• People who live in glass houses should use their neighbors bathrooms.
• There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.
• Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's it....
• VCR's exist to do our tv watching for u
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say shop for, as opposed to obtain. This is the major drawback of home cente...