Miscellaneous Collections

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. -- Joseph Fische
Sex is just a sublimation of the math urge.
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur...
Sex is like money - very nice to have but vulgar to talk about.
Sex is like riding a bicycle. Pump up and down, harder, faster...
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
' And for everybody that gets it for free there are thousands talking about how great it would be to get it....
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!

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