Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
-- Rita Mae Brow...
Sex is bad for one. - But it's very good for two.
Sex is beautiful.
Sex is best in the afternoon after coming out of the shower.
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. Jean-Luc Picard
Sex is cleaner with a packaged Weiner.
Sex is dirty only if it is done right. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Sex is evil. Sex is sin. Sex is forgiven. Sex is in!
Sex is GREAT!
Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table.
Or, indeed..._any_ table. ....Except perhaps a table at a brothel....

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