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• Fry: "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.
• Sex in the sixties is great, but it improves if you pull over to the side of the road.
  -- Carson's Observation on Geriatric...
• Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad, it's still darn tasty!
• Sex is evil. Sex is sin. Sex is forgiven. Sex is in!
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex....
• Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
  ' And for everybody that gets it for free there are thousands talking about how great it would be to get it....
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without the feminine ferment.
  Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex (the ugly ones included)....