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  Says one to the other, "If there is anything to this reincarnation business, I'd love to come back as a childhood disease....
• There are sparks coming out of the printer. Is that normal?
• Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him.
  He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time....
• Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
• Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
• One of the more serious dangers after the last kid has left home for college is getting scalded in the shower.
• If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
• Sex is one damp thing after another.
• There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.