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Sensitivity don't hurt.
-- The personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover -- Robbie, age 8...
Sensitivity training: politically correct term for brainwashing.
Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life.
Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles.
Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!!
Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they are awake or dormant.
However their propulsion system is inactive so I would hypothesize that the crew is asleep....
Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Sentences should be written in the active voice when giving instructions, so that the subject of the action can be identified clearly.

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