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Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die
Seven: " Dad, where do babies come from?" Al: " Normally, a 6-pack and 2 horny teenage
Seven days without laughter makes one weak. -- Mort Walke
Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen. -- Marshall's generalized iceberg theorem
Seven hours to law, to soothing slumber seven, Ten to the world allot, and all to heaven.
Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is good gifts.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc. 1...
Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy!
Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
"An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked my advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
Seven years of college, down the drain. -- John Blutarski

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