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• One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
  -- The personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover -- Ava, age 8...
• If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Anita C., age 8...
• Marge, please, old people don't need companionship.
  They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use....
• You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
• Marge: Homey, you know, it's funny. Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
  Homer: Hee hee hee! That is funny. Marge: Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together, or shopping....