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• Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
• Shelby: "Captain, the Borg have entered Sector 001.
  -- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
• The computer is a moron!
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 44429.6. We're on a mapping survey near the Cardassian sector.
  It has been nearly a year since peace treaty ended the long conflict between the Federation and Cardassia....
• Picard: "Last time I was in this sector, I was on the Stargazer running at warp speed ahead of a Cardassian warship.
  Troi: "Running, Captain? You? That's hard to believe....
• Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles.
• Member of the Moron Tallywacker Choir.
• The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
• Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they are awake or dormant.
  However their propulsion system is inactive so I would hypothesize that the crew is asleep....