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Scott: "Ah, thank you, lad." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
Scott: "But when they can build ships like your Enterprise, who would want to pilot an old bucket like this?
LaForge: "I don't know, if this ship were operational, I'd bet she'd run circles around...
Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?
Riker: "Well--" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Scott: "Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It's time I acted my age.
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Scott: "Do you know that your dilithium crystals are going to fracture?
!" LaForge: "We recomposit the crystals while they're still inside the articulation frame....
Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....
Scott: "He called you a tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of Godhood!
Kirk: "And *that's* when you hit him!" Scott: "Ah, no, sir....
Scott: "How do we know he didn't invent the thing?" McCoy: "Yeah." -- "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390.

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