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Scotty! Hurry! Beam me to#$!(^*~~qq^_)$ NO CARRIER
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
Scott: "You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elas.
You never had anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did....
Scott: "You know, these quarters remind me of a hotel room in Argelius.
Oh now there is a planet! Everything a man wants right at his fingertips!...
Scott: "You're giving me one of your shuttles?" Picard
Well, call it an 'extended loan'. Since you lost your ship saving ours it seemed only fair....
Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data....
Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.
Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Scotty: "What is it?" Data: "It is... it is green.
Scoundrel maxim. -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Castle of Indolence, Canto i, Stanza 30

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