Scott: "Good Lord, Man, Where Have You Put Me?" Kane

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• Scott: "You know, these quarters remind me of a hotel room in Argelius.
  Oh now there is a planet! Everything a man wants right at his fingertips!...
• Beverly: "Captain, the first thing you need to get is some rest.
  Now this has been a shock to your system and I want you to not push yourself....
• Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Sco
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• Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
  I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?
  Riker: "Well--" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "Can I ask you a question? What in the world made you think of using the transporter pattern buffer to survive?
  Scott: "Well, we didn't have enough supplies to wait for the rescue, so we had to think of something....
• Preston: "I believe you'll find everything ship-shape, Admiral.
  Kirk: "Oh do you? Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mister Scott on the com telling me his troubles?...