Scott: "Geordi, I Have Spent My Whole Life, Trying To Figure Out Crazy Ways Of Doing Things.

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• Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
  These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....
• Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Sco
  You've changed the resonator array!" Riker: "Geordi, I think our guest is going to have a lot of engineering questions....
• Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
  You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....
• Scott: "I don't belong on your ship. I belong on this one.
  This was my home. This is where I had a purpose....
• Scott: "Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It's time I acted my age.
  -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Scott: "It's coming apart, lad! I can't do anything else!" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
• Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!
  LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it....
• Scott: "Shut the duterium from the main cryo pump to the auxillary tank.
  LaForge: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure....
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...