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Scientific apparatus offers a window to knowledge but as they grow more elaborate, scientists spend ever more time washing windows.
-- Isaac Asimov...
Scientific innovation sometimes sounds like poetry, and I would claim that it is, at least in the earliest stages.
The ideal scientist can be said to think like a poet, work like a clerk, and write l...
Scientific method: There's a madness in the method. -- Edward Abbey
Scientific Method: The widely held philosophy that a theory can never be proved, only disproved, and that all attempts to explain anything are therefore futile.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dicti...
Scientists and engineers set high performance standards for themselve
therefore, performance appraisal and career planning are perfunctory. -- Richard F. Moore...
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy.
However, they claim no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in it. -- George Carli...
Scientists are folks who would rather count than guess.
Scientists are peeping toms at the Keyhole of Eternity. -- Arthur Koestle
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it. -- William Buckley
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!

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