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Scientists Produce Psychopathic Holy Girl.
Scientists say the only things which will survive a nuclear war are rats and cockroaches.
Therefore, if a war starts... GET YOUR ASS UNDER THE FRIDGE!...
Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitos.
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
Scientists study the world as it is, engineers create the world that never has been.
-- Theodore von Karma...
Scientists tell us that the earth will fall into the sun within 400 billion years.
What can we, as citizens, do?...
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built....
Scientists who dislike the restraints of highly organized research like to remark that a truly great research worker needs only three pieces of equipme
a pencil, a piece of paper, and a brain.... B...
Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
Scilurus on his death-bed, being about to leave four-score sons surviving, offered a bundle of darts to each of them, and bade them break them.
When all refused, drawing out one by one, he easily brok...
Scimus te prae litteras fatuum esse. (We know that you are mad with much learning.
) -- Petronius (d. c.66 A.D)...

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