Miscellaneous Collections

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Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to an humble and grateful mind.
-- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Discourses, Chap. xvi...
Anyone trying to split hairs will always find someone who has a sharper knife.
-- Jim Hurley (jimh@ultra.com) 21 Sep 90...
Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.
-- Kenneth Boulding...
Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house....
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. -- Al Capp, in "Esquire", 1970
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat." -- Robert A. Heinlei
Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist. -- Liberal Rule # 4
Anyone who disagrees is unAmerican. -- Conservative Rule #2

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