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Any Questions? [pause] You all look asleep - what is it, hyperglucocemia?
Too much sugar on your cornflakes? Not any cornflakes?...
Any quotation that can be altered will be. -- Axiom 1. -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio
Any race that doesn't use all its potential will always stop short of its possibilities.
-- Jose Torre...
Any reform must be accounted a success which does not have an effect exactly the opposite of that intended.
Any relationship between AT&T and science fiction is purely coincidental as is any relationship between my views and theirs.
Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and take three times as long as originally estimated.
-- Lew Phelp...
Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-determini...
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous.
He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae....

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