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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Robin Hood...
Anyone who volunteers to meet you half way in a discussion or any form of disagreement also believes that they are currently standing right on the dividing line.
Anyone who wants to be paid for writing software is a fascist asshole. -- Richard M. Stallma
Anyone who wants to can call themselves a pervert or a queer, but slut is a compliment you have to earn.
Anyone who wears a coat and tie on their day off, unless that person is going to or coming from a funeral home, is certainly not above suspicion.
Anyone with a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
Anyone with an active mind lives on tentatives rather than tenets." -- Robert Fro
Anyone without 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!" -- Sarah Conno
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