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• In search for the perfect comm program...
• C:\PROGRAM\RUN RUN\PROGRAM\RUN AWWW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
• Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
• Anybody who acts normal nowadays, they're probably just not well.
  I'm telling you, I just don't understand. If I go too fast, I'll run into something....
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
• Kill a commie for Christ!
• Avoid him. He's a Commie.