Anybody Who'd Run A COMM Program Is A COMMIE.
Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
In search for the perfect comm program...
C:\PROGRAM\RUN RUN\PROGRAM\RUN AWWW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
Anybody who acts normal nowadays, they're probably just not well.
I'm telling you, I just don't understand. If I go too fast, I'll run into something....
Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
Kill a commie for Christ!
Avoid him. He's a Commie.