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• Anybody want to buy a used cold?
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• We are in the process of buying a home. When you buy a home you deal with realtors.
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• I want to buy some cheese...
• I loved you... loved you as much as any American used car dealer could.
  .." -- Uncle Billy laments in FLAMING CARROT COMICS...
• Hehehehe, 2400 baud sucks! V.bis and Baudhead.
• Watson! Come here! I want your body!
• Psst! Hey buddy... wanna buy a used tagline?