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eads) 'Congratulations on choosing the Armitage-Whitworth Four Pounder Cannnonette.
Please read the instructions carefully and it should give you years of trouble-free maiming....
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton.
eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _...
eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all.
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)...
Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...

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