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eal: adj. Not simulated. Often used as a specific antonym to {virtual} in any of its jargon senses.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Real Ale - reaches the parts Heineken daren't mention.
REAL BOSTONIANS decorate an apartment the old-fashioned way ... ... they fern it.
Real christians don't have moccasins. They have real sins.
Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
Most computer scientists don't no...
Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.
Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O....
Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space.
Real computer scientists don't debug programs, they dynamically modify them.
This is safer, since no one has invented a way to do anything dynamic to FORTRAN, COBOL, or BASIC....
Real computer scientists don't eat quiche. They shun Szechwan food since the hackers discovered it.
Many real computer scientists consider eating an implementation detail....
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....

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