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Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit specs.
(Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are fre...
Real computer users do it on the command line.
Real computer users used core!
REAL COOKS obtain butter the old-fashioned way ... ... they churn it.
Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
-- Harper Lee...
Real Daleks don't climb stairs. They level the building!
Real education must be limited to men who *insist* on knowing.
The rest is mere sheep-herding. -- Ezra Pound...
Real estate brokers do it on the ground.
eal estate: n. May be used for any critical resource measured in units of area.
Real estate people know all the prime spots.

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