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Rand: "Do we report this, sir?" Sulu: "Are you kidding?" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
Randel, n.: A nonsensical poem recited by Irish schoolboys as an apology for farting at a friend.
-- Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure & Preposterous Word...
Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.
Random answers are my specialty!
RANDOM: as in number, predictable. as in memory access, unpredictable.
Random: deterministic in a way I can't determine.
Random dropouts courtesy of TELECOM AUSTRALIA.
Random emergencies tend to accumulate to await the most inconvenient time to occur simultaneously in the most disastrous manner.
The person in charge at the time will be the most inept. The solutio...
Random events tend to occur in groups. -- Tylczak's probability postulate
Random fact number 10: The first manned mission to Jupiter will be crewed by the Smiths.
Random fact number 64: Dairy Queen discovered cold temperature fusion before the bums in Utah....

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