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Radios Will Fail As Soon As You Need Fire Support Desperately.
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Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
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Why do your backups fail when you need them?
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
Just as you reach the other side, the bridge buckles beneath the weight weight of the bear, which was still following you around.
You scrabble scrabble desperately for support, but as the bridge collapses you stumble stumble back and fall into the chasm....
Coming Soon: Mouse Support for Rush Limbaugh!
Charlie: Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a _real_ emergency exit!
Burns: Why, that's a _fabulous_ idea! Anything else you'd like?...
Coming soon from Dr. Soong: Mouse support for Data!
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....