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Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind. -- Chinese Proverb
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wri
Raising Kids is like herding ca
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
Raisins: prunes for midgets.
Raisins: prunes on steroids.
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad
No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261) St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
In 1253 he formed the Society...

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