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ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences!
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
Answer a fool according to his folly. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxvi, 5
Answering machine message "Da, zis iz Ivan. If zis iz Boris, pleez leave ze zecret information at ze beep.
Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
Answering machine message My answering machine now has the new AT&T incoming phone caller I.
D. digital print-out. So leave a message or I'll know you hung up on my machine......
Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the [insert city name here] Opera Auditioning Hotline!
At the tone, sing one of your favorite pieces, and leave a short message containing your name...
Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline!
Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the United States War Department.
Answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.

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