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A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmer in the world. Why is this?" The Ma...
A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometime runs and sometimes aborts.
I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?
The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right....
A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
"What is that computer?" asked the novice....
An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?
An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
An oyster may be crossed in love. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act iii, Sc.
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Ansi does it in the standard way.
ANSI is a person who can't sit still.

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