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PRO: You won't be wondering your ass off about what stupid foreigners are saying.
CON: You can't give the stupid foreigner wrong directions! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
PRS: PRint and Smea
PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Prune juice--it keeps you runnin'.
Prune Juice: The breakfast for Runners...
Prunes give you a run for your money!
Pry a yellow rib and pound the old soak free.

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