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• Hi, my name is Rover. I'll paint your car yellow for free.
• Abner... smote him under the fifth rib. -- Old Testament -- 2 Samuel ii, 23
• Don't pry into the affairs of others.
• Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money
• Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
• Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in the book.
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period....
• I'm free to do what I want, any old time.