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• PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
  CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....
• PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to see others bad taste on the same wall.
  CON: Not painting your favorite groups on a large white wall. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more itchy balls. CON: No more tight Levis. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more butthole skatboarders. CON: Not being able to clothesline em.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not experiencing fear. CON: Not being able to inflict fear. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
  CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....