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• A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
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• A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
  I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since....
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the ###!...
• HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
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• A programming language is low-level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.