Programmer (n): One Who Makes The Lies The Salesman Told Come True.
Programmer (n): One who makes the lies the salesman told come true.
Conceptual programmer: One who writes code for the 80686.
It is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live at all.
And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result is the only thing that makes the result come true....
Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar Wilde...
USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.