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• Programme: a program written in French.
• My God! This program has been written by a MENTAL CRIPPLE!
• Every program has two purposes -- written and another for which it wasn't.
• 0155 Ever written a self-reproducing program? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Thus spake the master programmer: "A well-written program is its own heave
  a poorly-written program is its own hell." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• The British are coming! The British are coming!
• Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
• Every program has two purposes -- one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.