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PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Princes are like to heavenly bodies, which cause good or evil times, and which have much veneration but no rest.
-- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Empire...
Princesses don't do dishes or take out garbage.
Princess in training.
Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.
It may even be a bad habit, for all I know. -- Prof. J. H. Finley '25...
Principle is ever my motto, not expediency. -- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Sybil, Book ii, Chap.
ii...
Principle of Conservation of Ignorance: A false notion once arrived at is not easily dislodged.
-- Georg Canto...
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
Printer - An electromechanical paper-shredding device.
Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report!!!

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