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• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• One of the proofs of immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed in it.
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• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Modesty died when clothes were born. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...