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pistol: [IBM] n. A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
UNIX `rm *' makes such a nice pistol!" -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Pitbulls don't kill people...uh, yeah, I guess they do.
Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babie
Pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxca
PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
piton: antique metal work. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine
and he is very happy who hath this only....
Pittacus said that half was more than the whole. -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Pittacus, ii
Pity Al Gore. He receives care packages from Bosnia.
Pity Al Gore. He receives care packages from Haiti.

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