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• Pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxca
• Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies!
• How many dead babies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
• May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
• All babies speak Klingonese.
• Babies do it in their pants.
• chad box n. A metal box about the size of a lunchbox (or in some models a large wastebasket), for collecting the chad (sense 2) that accumulated in Iron Age card punches.
  You had to open the covers of the card punch periodically and empty the chad box....
• chad box: n. A metal box about the size of a lunchbox (or in some models a large wastebasket), for collecting the {chad} (sense 2) that accumulated in {Iron Age} card punches.
  You had to open the covers of the card punch periodically and empty the chad box....
• Tux Penguin Beanie Baby Sales Skyrocket Two weeks ago Ty released a 'Tux the Penguin' Beanie Baby.
  Sales of the stuffed toy have exceeded expectations....