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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Some people have a way with words and some people...do not have way, I guess. -- Steve Marti
• She may guess what I should perform in the wet, if I do so much in the dry.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
  Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
• Guns don't kill people, OS/2 salesmen do...
• Trains don't kill people, level crossings do.