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Pity Al Gore. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Pity Bill Clinton. He receives care packages from Bosnia.
Pity Bill Clinton. He receives care packages from Haiti.
Pity Bill Clinton. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
Pity. It's more thorough than the Dickens.
PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Pity 's akin to love. -- Thomas Southerne (1660-1746) -- Oroonoka, Act ii, Sc. 1
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. -- Don Marqui
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
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